Man falls out of his own arse

now i'm sure that everyone has troubles at the gym trying not to piss and crap during a rigourous workout - i've lost count of the number of times i have needed to rush to the changing rooms after going on the rowing machine too soon after eating. i dont recommend wearing either white or grey tight shorts as these show everything, best stick to baggy black but too baggy that it falls out one side.

but this is an amazing photo of the man who strained so hard during a weightlifting contest that he fell out of his own arse. literarally. i sometimes have nightmares that i cant stop pissing and i just strink like a deflated ballon or a old womans saggy tit until i see myself in the toilet as urine. you ought to look at this at home as its not very nice.

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I like the description on the page of what actually happened, it sounds very funny and makes me glad i wasnt there but safe at home. some of the quotes on the news article sound very simalar to Star Jones husbands account of their wedding night:

"He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position."

"The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident."

"required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage"