Weinstein-Fi

def: Being able to connect to the internet in unsuitable places such as the kitchen, toilet or underneath a crispy unwashed duvet. Just because Madge Weinstein can use her new laptop in these places doesnt mean she should. she should at least warn me the next time that she is taking a massive shit before engaging in a conversation on skype. a laptop that is 'Weinstein-Fi' enabled means it wont burn the knees or have cables dragging everywhere whilst dropping the kids off at the pool.