stupid greenies

these environmentalists are so melodromatic. i heard an interview with a man from greenpeace complaining that we shouldnt be using plastic carrier bags for carrying shopping because they take 20,000 years to fall apart.

obviously this so called 'expert' hasnt been shopping in Sainsburys before. tonight my bag containing milk, orange juice and a couple of cans of baked beans lasted eight minutes before it fell apart, spilling my food all over the pavement.