carrying on that idea from my previous post

a vending machine affiliate scheme would be good idea too. if i had a pound for every time i politely told that fat bitch upstairs to buy her own raisen poppets rather than blatently stealing mine i would be able to buy my own vending machine by now. and sitting at one end of my desk so her wieght causes the desk to tilt and the sweets literally roll acrosss to beneath her giant varacous-vein-ridden pannus does not constitute as me offering her one either.