Speeddating report and poem

ok, this was my podcast i sent over to yeast radio and it had me doing a report about speeddating. £20? Don't bother. hope you enjoy the report.

a poem about speed dating


Hello, i am busy professional looking for love


So I will just burn this £20 note and get ripped off at the local speeddating evening


I will get to meet many nice ladies like her


yet never court this fine young philly


for love has no tarriff as these legs shall never part for me


So i am lonely again


And my days seem endlessly lonely




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