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Sunday, January 15, 2017

chewbaccas dingleberrys

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i was watching star wars the force awakens yesterday and it has kept me awake all night wondering if chewbacca suffers from dingleberrys. wi...
Saturday, December 24, 2016

merry christmas!

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i am looking forward to christmas this year. although i dont have a job and mothers gland continues to play havoc i am being positive. 2016 ...
Monday, November 07, 2016

Poem dedicated to Kate Upton

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Cushion for the pushin ' Have you ever wished you could step back in your memories? Ever longed to walk along a nice beech? ...
Monday, October 10, 2016

boy racer logic

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why do boy racers hit the gas and speed off when they see a prettygirl walking down the street? today i was thankful that i was on a really ...
Wednesday, August 31, 2016

junior doctors striking again

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junior doctors complaining that they have too much work, i'm complaining i have none. i feel very worthless these days & life feels ...
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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

does meat go to heaven?

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i was wondering if meat goes to heaven. if so, does the meat go to the afterlife when  the animal dies or when someone eats the meat? please...
Thursday, August 25, 2016

Competitive baking tv shows

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tonight i was due to see an old collegue for drinks as my jobseekers paid out today and have some cash to splash. however he cancelled at th...
Tuesday, August 23, 2016

jeremy corbyn train footage

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i am so confused by jeremy corbyn and the recent train footage where he sits down. i want to support him as he promises free money for peopl...
Wednesday, August 10, 2016

can i use tinder without a smart phone?

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a lot of obese men i know use tinder to get girls and clamydia, does anyone know how i can use tinder without an iphone? i wish to use it to...
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Friday, July 29, 2016

ISIS have piles

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every time a terrible attack happens from ISIS they always show a video of the terrorsts sitting on the floor stroking their little guns in ...
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Monday, July 18, 2016

sadness riddles the internet

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i am saddenned every time i look on the news and internet due to all the shootings and terrorism and the racists. it makes me sad and weep w...
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Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Diseased meat

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this week i went to a european food market and a furry german attempted to sell me cured ham. i find it sad as a result of brexit that europ...
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Sunday, June 26, 2016

brexit has made no difference

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i have been to the supermarket this weekend and brought exactly the same food shopping as last weekend before brexit. i have compared the tw...
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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

referendum vote time tomorrow

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tomorrow we must decide as a nation to vote to stay or leave europe. i still dont know what to do. i think people want to stay in europe bec...
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Sunday, June 19, 2016

can i become an uber driver without a smartphone?

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does anyone on here know how uber works if i dont have a smartphone? things are so bad right now and i cant even afford a samsung.a couple o...
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