goodbye my sweet princess
you may be a swine on the outside
but you are royalty on the inside
i saved you from becoming a sausage
providing you with a palace
i gave you my bed when it was cold
and never let you go without
i will miss those endless summer days
and the endless winter nights
as a piglet you would suckle in my arms
the precious nurishing fluids
memories will never fade
happy times imprinted in my mind bosom
cherishing forever that christmas day
the best christmas of my life
how i laughed when you wore the paper hat
your joy of slipping in the excrement
but those days will be no more
for you are off to pastures new
still i would love to roll with you
trotter in hand
unstrapping your harness
leaving you to wander the garden
the laughter, the smiles, the hugs
goodbye my soul mate sow
Hey Roger, I'm an avid listener to your podcast. I think you're a genius and the BurgerKing podcast was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm very touched by your poem on the loss of your beloved Dutchess. Would you care to recite this poem into your phone and enter the recording in the Slam Idol podcast?
All the best, Simon.
http://slamidol.tripod.com
Bacon sarnies all round!!!
ReplyDeleteSoz to hear about your loss fella
ReplyDelete:( Hope you feel happier soon.
On a happier note ...
Roger you are a class act. THE best podcaster in Britian, in my oppinion.
The Burger King podcast was the best. You have an excellent show matey - keep it up fella.
Geoff (from Reading)
Roger, I think you're mental...or a genius. I can't work you out... but keep on doing it because I love listening.
ReplyDeleteI plugged your show a few weeks ago along with a few others.. really enjoyed it and always listen.
See you old mate
ps. the comments on your Adam Curry photo's are bril.
thanks everyone for the kind words. i wish i was a genius, then i wouldnt have to spend all day administering blood samples in a hospital.
ReplyDeletei couldnt beleive it when i went to burger king and the same guy just kept driving round and round. i thought it was Groundhog Day. he was the hilarious one, i just hit record.
thanks for the support!
Roger
Who gives a toss about your pig or your obsession with that other pig Lesley Sanderson
ReplyDeleteGET A FUCKING LIFE you sad ass loser type of guy
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
Are you bent
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