Can anyone think of a good name for me?

I think what i need is a DJ name for me on my podcasts. i've noticed on the bbc radio 1xtra website that all the successfull presenters have 'street-credit' names (go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/djshows/ for everyone) like 'Richie Vibe Vee', 'DJ Fitz' or 'Ace&Invisible'. I'm sure they werent christened with those names, unless Mr and Mrs Vee had too much to drink before a christening a few years ago. A lot of the names are the kind of names i see as graffiti in public toilets so i may well go for a crap down at the local bus station and look for some inspiration on the bog door in the process. although if memory serves correct the names i saw mentioned were 'Sarah The Slut from Stoughton', 'Skinhead Power', or 'Sukme 4 Free'.

Madge Weinstein today was saying about a Dave Colderbank from Canada wanted her to give him a new name, i think i need to do the same. so madge if you still read this then i'd appreshiate a new name! rather than use my real name in the future i could be known as just roger from the daily smalls code. that way nasty people from her show wouldnt come onto this site and post abusive comments. i'm worried that i don't sound 'down with it sista innit' enough, young people from the UK certainly are very cool and trendy and i would like to identify with them more by text messaging and wearing baddy clothes. this would help me find a girlfriend / sex. Sarah from Stoughtons phone number was disconnected months ago.


Lying twats. I can definalty see the one on the right.



She'd live up to her name if she had any.



R.Smalls and Nesha - 3-5pm Mondays to Fridays. What do you think?