Get into the groove

I saw the strangest women tonight in the swimming pool. Her swimsuit was so tight in her camel-toe that it looked like a pram wheel was shoved between her legs. She looked like she was capable of running on a rail track. PLUS she hadnt shaved anywhere in years and it looked like ZZ TOP was making a guest appearance in the steam room. All Guildford women are strange and let themselves go. I did not know where to look.