help!

if anyone reads this who knows about mobile phoens can anyone suggest a mobile that would allow me to record good quality audio that i can record podcasts with, take photos during the day and in the dark and record high quality video clips if possible. i am not sure if they have zoom lenses yet but that would be usefull, i need to be able to record stable videos whilst running as my current cameraphones output is very shakey.some games would be nice, and all those ringtones too. the main thing is it has to be cheep (free with a prepaid contract?) and allow me to copy the files to my computer for podcasting and sharing videos. my current phone is falling to bits as i keep dropping it. i would like to have another nokia as i understand the menus, everyoene i work with has sony ericsons and razers. i would apprciate any help thanks.

ps - adam didnt sound mad with me for my comments today which is a releaf. a listener thought i have a girlfriend which sadly not true. one day i hope to have one, summer brings with it warm weather and prettygirls in skimpy cloths.madge also played my invite to stay with me when she visits europe on her show today and i hope that she is able to make it.