God Save The Queen
show your support for england this year by buying a flag for your car window which is mass produced in china by an american company so you can cover your blind spot whilst drunkenly operating a car using a mobile phone and terrorise english pedestrains just to speed to a pub selling australian beer to watch overrated overpaid foreigners kick a football round on englands behalf.
posted by Roger Smalls @ Wednesday, May 24, 2006
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I read that the Dept of Transport are giving intelligence tests to motorists, and if they are below average then they must attach a white flag with red cross to their car. Bigger dim-wits have to fly 2 flags, and so on. Take away their licences is what I say, they are a menace.
Roger, you just made my day. That was hillarious... And so true!
... and mothers, if you are driving a chelsea tractor, don't forget to enjoy the off-road features by mounting the kerb when you reverse into a parking spot.
if you see a pretty taff hitching a lift home to the Gorbals, try not to run him over due to the extra long braking distance, as you do your makeup in the mirror.
...and your point would be? ;)
Yes.
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