does meat go to heaven?

i was wondering if meat goes to heaven. if so, does the meat go to the afterlife when  the animal dies or when someone eats the meat? please answer this.

meat

jeremy corbyn train footage

i am so confused by jeremy corbyn and the recent train footage where he sits down. i want to support him as he promises free money for people like me so i dont have to find work. i also like his communist views and songs but when i see him only pretending to be a communist by sitting down when there are seats available on a train i think he is pretending to be a marter.

maybe the clothes he wears are also an act and he is being Faux Povvo instead of genuinly dressing badly. the whole reason that everyone likes him is becuase he comes accross as an underdog and every time he turns up to parliment dressed like a tramp upsets the establishment.

 i will still vote for jeremy corbyn but would like to see him be more impoverish in the future and actually mean it so he can teach the conservatives a lesson. being in a position of power means he now gets things free and is expected to dress up for a queen who he hates, but his roots are about being poor and musky. he is in the same predictment as when rappers from crompton get wealthy then noone takes them seriously when they sing about being in da hood when they now live in gated communitys. we jeremy corbyn supporters must close ranks and ignore this train footage evidence  planted by corporate fat cats and perpetuted by all the media.

jeremy corbyn

ISIS have piles

every time a terrible attack happens from ISIS they always show a video of the terrorsts sitting on the floor stroking their little guns in front of a funny flag. i know if i sit on a cold floor for too long i always get grumpy and piles.  maybe ISIS members are misunderstood piles sufferers where they feel the only solution is die.

the west should buy furniture for everyone on the terrorist watch list to nip some of these feelings in the bud, i dont think anyone has ever commited mass genocide sitting in a comfortable sofa eating jaffa cakes before. even if its a nice stool from a charity shop it will give them something to sit on, ease their hemmoroids and maybe not being so angry about things.

piles

Diseased meat

this week i went to a european food market and a furry german attempted to sell me cured ham. i find it sad as a result of brexit that europe is already trying to palm british people off with diseased meat no matter if it is feeling better or not. i am only going to allow british pork to enter my body from now on.

job interview

i am very happy today as i have found out that i have a job interview next week. that is all i have to say.

i am obsessed by meat

Vote jeremy corbyn for a better social life

i am so fed up and angryby not having any money to go out at weekends when all my friends are out. i feel like i am missing out on all the fun while i just sit at home watching tv. i know i dont have a job but would like to be able to go out and have a nice time and maybe meet a nice pretty girl.  i blame my problems on the goverment and will happily vote for the next prime minister who promises the following:

1. cheap heating
2. cheaper meats and cleaning products, discounts for disabled people. i could not afford steak and oven cleaner today and had to chose one or the other. people shouldnt have to choose the basics because of inflation, if i am struggling can you picture how a retard is coping now?
3. free broadband
4. more homecare to wash mother who is bedridden because she fat and covered with lupus. i now have to stay at home and oil her instead of a qualified nurse when i should be looking for work.
5. free mobile phone top up so i can get a job
6. less tax on drink and cider so i can go out at weekends for a better quailty of life
7. the govenment should pay for more jobs,, especially indoor ones 
8. more benefits so can afford to go out at weekends to improve my social life and get Sky+
9. faster computers for the poor so i can use it to get training and a job. mine cant run tyoutube sites very fast and i'm on it for at least 3  hours a day, if it was faster i could spend more time trying to get job and less time buffering
10. cheaper buses
11. improve benefits for ex-offendeds a s is harder to find jobs,no one wants to hire them also wipe records after 3 months. if they dont have a crimal record when they are cuaght again after 3 moths they wont be classed as a repeat offender so improving crime stats.
12. less money spent on war so england can pay for these types of things that i need

i am looking towards the labour party to provide these items as they seem to be on the same page as me. i know Jeremy Corbyn is old and looks like a disgraced scout master but you should never judge a book by its cover, esepcially an old book in a coudroy cover and grey socks that got done for flashing in a caravan. if he lives up to all the promises hes made to the poor simply by borrowing money from china and taxing successful people then he will make the world a better place and i can enjoy life again. i can turn a blind eye to all that weird stuff he says and does.

vote jeremy corbin