Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Just got this email from a manager at work

Sent: 26 April 2005 16:39
Subject: RE: Team Strategy Event

>>As a result of the group mindshare event last week, we have come to the conclusion that staff need to evolve a frictionless network on a regular basis. Thereby, I have engineered a satisfactory resolution to resolve such matters.
>>On Thursday the 28th, all staff in the department will be required to exploit a robust system of relaxation. Please bring along adequate financial reserves so we can integrate personal niches between the ADT and NLBT teams. I will be there to facilitate us in reaching our vision destination at the The Drummond Arms on Woodbridge Road at 18:30.


If she wanted us to go out on the piss why didnt she just say so?

2 Comments:

At 6:44 pm, Anonymous WLB :>) said...

Krikey. This sounds like something out of a "Dilbert" cartoon...

WLB :>)

 
At 7:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

stupid fucking manager language, where the fuck do you work??????

deej

 

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