Just got this email from a manager at work

Sent: 26 April 2005 16:39
Subject: RE: Team Strategy Event

>>As a result of the group mindshare event last week, we have come to the conclusion that staff need to evolve a frictionless network on a regular basis. Thereby, I have engineered a satisfactory resolution to resolve such matters.
>>On Thursday the 28th, all staff in the department will be required to exploit a robust system of relaxation. Please bring along adequate financial reserves so we can integrate personal niches between the ADT and NLBT teams. I will be there to facilitate us in reaching our vision destination at the The Drummond Arms on Woodbridge Road at 18:30.


If she wanted us to go out on the piss why didnt she just say so?