Poem dedicated to Kate Upton
tonight i was due to see an old collegue for drinks as my jobseekers paid out today and have some cash to splash. however he cancelled at the last minute becuase he said he missed the tv show 'Great British Bake Off' and wanted to stay in tonight to watch it on iplayer. this saddens and enrages me that a tv is more important than friendship.
i am so confused by jeremy corbyn and the recent train footage where he sits down. i want to support him as he promises free money for people like me so i dont have to find work. i also like his communist views and songs but when i see him only pretending to be a communist by sitting down when there are seats available on a train i think he is pretending to be a marter.
a lot of obese men i know use tinder to get girls and clamydia, does anyone know how i can use tinder without an iphone? i wish to use it to get dates (one offs with nice looking girls or long term relationships with girls with low self esteem if possible, not fussed) but cannot afford an expensive contract.. tinder users are not bothered about the caliber of people they date so i think i would be in with a good chance with an unclean women if i used a good enough group photo with a strong enough instagram filter. however i just need a way to run tinder. please help.
every time a terrible attack happens from ISIS they always show a video of the terrorsts sitting on the floor stroking their little guns in front of a funny flag. i know if i sit on a cold floor for too long i always get grumpy and piles. maybe ISIS members are misunderstood piles sufferers where they feel the only solution is die.
i am saddenned every time i look on the news and internet due to all the shootings and terrorism and the racists. it makes me sad and weep with so much death. i have resigned myself to watching reality television and reading pamflets until the there are happier things to read and watch.
this week i went to a european food market and a furry german attempted to sell me cured ham. i find it sad as a result of brexit that europe is already trying to palm british people off with diseased meat no matter if it is feeling better or not. i am only going to allow british pork to enter my body from now on.
i have been to the supermarket this weekend and brought exactly the same food shopping as last weekend before brexit. i have compared the two receipts and the costs of the food are exactly the same - in fact i have saved 40 pence with a 2 for £2 deal on some nice packs of bbq walkers bugles. i dont see what all the fuss and scaremongering was about with the prices of everything going up if we left europe and have seen little evidence of this in the high street. it seems the fat cat supermakrets have been able to absorb the growing multinational fiscal debt and weak value of the pound in order to offer some great deals on bugles and other confectionary. so its not all doom and gloom after all.
tomorrow we must decide as a nation to vote to stay or leave europe. i still dont know what to do. i think people want to stay in europe becasue they dont like change, and i think people want brexit because they are old. i dont think my life can get any worse so maybe i will vote leave. or maybe not. i dont know.
anger will not bring back those in orlando
i am very sad about the nightclub shootings in america and also the bad things happening in france. i am embarresed to call myself english after seeing the news of english football fans beating up frenchmen and russians. i makes me feel like weeping when bad things happen.