Wednesday, August 31, 2016

junior doctors striking again

junior doctors complaining that they have too much work, i'm complaining i have none. i feel very worthless these days & life feels wasted. but at least i'm not french.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

does meat go to heaven?

i was wondering if meat goes to heaven. if so, does the meat go to the afterlife when  the animal dies or when someone eats the meat? please answer this.


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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Competitive baking tv shows

tonight i was due to see an old collegue for drinks as my jobseekers paid out today and have some cash to splash. however he cancelled at the last minute becuase he said he missed the tv show 'Great British Bake Off' and wanted to stay in tonight to watch it on iplayer. this saddens and enrages me that a tv is more important than friendship.

i wish i had real friends and a girlfriend. no one sits on their deathbed looking back on their life thinking 'i wished i had stayed at home more and watched competitive baking tv shows'. people call me stupid to my face all the time, but sometimes i wonder if it they who are stupid. i wonder if stupid people wonder about stupid or clever people wonder about stupid people. i am going to bed this is too confusing and i am lonely.

Mary Berry

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

jeremy corbyn train footage

i am so confused by jeremy corbyn and the recent train footage where he sits down. i want to support him as he promises free money for people like me so i dont have to find work. i also like his communist views and songs but when i see him only pretending to be a communist by sitting down when there are seats available on a train i think he is pretending to be a marter.

maybe the clothes he wears are also an act and he is being Faux Povvo instead of genuinly dressing badly. the whole reason that everyone likes him is becuase he comes accross as an underdog and every time he turns up to parliment dressed like a tramp upsets the establishment.

 i will still vote for jeremy corbyn but would like to see him be more impoverish in the future and actually mean it so he can teach the conservatives a lesson. being in a position of power means he now gets things free and is expected to dress up for a queen who he hates, but his roots are about being poor and musky. he is in the same predictment as when rappers from crompton get wealthy then noone takes them seriously when they sing about being in da hood when they now live in gated communitys. we jeremy corbyn supporters must close ranks and ignore this train footage evidence  planted by corporate fat cats and perpetuted by all the media.

jeremy corbyn

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

can i use tinder without a smart phone?

a lot of obese men i know use tinder to get girls and clamydia, does anyone know how i can use tinder without an iphone? i wish to use it to get dates (one offs with nice looking girls or long term relationships with girls with low self esteem if possible, not fussed) but cannot afford an expensive contract.. tinder users are not bothered about the caliber of people they date so i think i would be in with a good chance with an unclean women if i used a good enough group photo with a strong enough instagram filter. however i just need a way to run tinder. please help.

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