Monday, April 18, 2011

idea for olympics

I have just been watching an interview with a nice lady about the olmpic bobslay team and have got a good idea.

I am not an expert in pyhysics or sport however i think that filling the bobsleigh with fat people would give them an advantage as they would go down the track faster due to the increased weight. In the same way throwing a bag of anvils off a bridge would land faster than a paper aireoplane, gravity would pull 5 obese people hurtling down a track faster than a carbon fibre shell full of a team of skinny people. And it would look funnier too, espciellay in lyrca.

I dont think it is fair that fat sportsmen should be restricted to playing darts and monstor truck racing although they may get stuck in the bobsleigh.

Kiss the egg

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Thursday, April 07, 2011

my thoughs on nuclear power

it looks like japan has had another earthquake today. it makes me very sad. i also feel scared about the radiation and power plant that is going out of control. people say nuclear power is bad although this time last year i remember a few people were complaining about oil killing everything for 3 months. bp. you have to accept that whatever type of power you make there will always be casualties. if we want to drive cars, ovens and computerss we have to accept that you cant make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.
Prayer for energy

oil barons

staining the ocean

coal minors

trapped underground

windmill operators

waving your choppers

nuclear scientists

balding the locals

i take for granted

your discount heat

give me today cheap power

and do not kill too many innocent civilians

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