Thursday, November 30, 2006

date tonight!

i overheard one of ther new admin staff today taling about wanting to see the new james bond movie and i have just plucked up the corage to ask her and she said yes! i will not reveal her name for fear of reprise from the blogging community, but she is 43, divorsed with 3 children and has a smell about her which i like. i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very excited and very nerveros!!!!! i suggested we go to an early showing so with any luck i might get some after the film finishes if she is able. one of her eyes points in the wrong direction.

Love is...

..peeing in her starbucks

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

bus trip to work.

i listened the scissor sisters singing the song "there aint no tits on the radio" this monring then got on the bus to hear chris moyles doing the breakfast show. just shows what they know.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

azzem yaro is a fraud

it has come to my attention that is a con artist and a spammer. since i put his email on my blog post he has started to attract spam himself, slowing down his confidence trickster operation with unessery emails. that will teach him a lesson for spamming people, and this will teach 22 other people who have recently spammed me attempting to pray on my good nature to give them money for willy pills:

Thursday, November 16, 2006

azzem yaro needs my help

i just had some bad news this morning from azzem yaro who told me that a family died in an air crash leaving funds of 8.6 million dollars and wants my help. unfortunatly i cant help him as i dont have a passport and credit card but if anyone can help then email him at .

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Adam Curry Board Game

why be a nobody when you can pretend to be a somebody?now you can spend an hour of your otherwsie boring life being adam curry looking for a meal in guildford in fun family boardgame called "does anyone fancy A.Curry?"

you need some scissors a dice & a colour printer. so click here to download and let the good times roll. and the dice.

christmas fun for all the family.

Monday, November 13, 2006

wwf advert

are computer game wrestlers looking more releastic or are real life wrestlers looking more unreleastic?

Sunday, November 12, 2006

i have never wished a painful venereal disease on anyone until a saw this years xfactor contestants

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

breaking up process

did my final exams today and feels good not have to revise any more. I have just read the headline in todays Star newspaper about big brother pete marrying his childhood sweetheat. this is printed alongside a big photo of bigg brothers nikki nude with the story of how heartbroken she is . I am not an expert at relationships but most people split up they sit at home and eat chocolate - not peel off on the cover of a national newspaper. i do not understand.

final exam in half an hour

i am shitting myself and had to go home at lunch to change.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Guy falkes out £30

I was trying to revise last night and there was a load of banging and couldn't concerntrate. It is November the fifth today and I will not be celebrating fireworks night this year as it is too expensive to go to a pubic display and buying your own fireworks from newsagents costs at least £30 per packet.

History tells us that we must celebrate novemebr the fifth because a terrorist called guy falwkes tried to blow up the houses of parliament and failed. Personally I am a little upset that he failed to blow up those corrupt overpaid murdering polititons. I am sure guy falwkes was very upset when he wasn't allowed to light his fireworks, at £30 a pop he must have needed to buy thousand of pounds worth to blow up that waste of taxpayers expensive which is nothing more than a giant clock.

I find it strange that we do not celebrate more recent failed terrorist attempts in the uk.Perhaps 'toothpaste night' and 'mineral water evening' where the engliish population celebrates the stirling work of our police force foiling the plot for bringing down airplanes with domestic toiletries. although everyone i speak to about this affair who uses airports does not want to be reminded, let alone celebrate.

evil rocket plots

Thursday, November 02, 2006


i am going to be taking my 1st exam later this monrning.i am very tired from reviseing late last night and do not feel up to it.i have another exam on friday and the final one on one from my organisatoin is going and i feel really nervuos going by myself. cannot wait until this is over and things will be back to normal.