Monday, November 21, 2005

technical jargen and mumbo jumbo

i popped by dixons electrical shop a while ago and picked up a catalog with some interestng things in. the computers look really nice, so when my numbers come in i would buy one as mine is slow and out of space (and pay for mum to a private hospital first of course).

in reality i am tormenting myself, i can barely afford the £4.99 headphones, I cant even afford a mobile topup card until payday. what chance does someone like me have of buying a £1000 laptop with centrios in? i need some new headphones too.

what interests me is the dixons jargon buster section in their catalog. i am learning what all these new terms mean like bluetooth and aol firewall. i dont understand how they improve my life, but if they could download porn quicker than i could wank then they would have my attention. i have decided to make some of my own up jargon terms and put them on the blog when i think of them.

3 Comments:

At 6:30 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

£4.99

Add a paypal donate button to your site matey . I am extremely confident that you will get a donation for that exact amount :-)

Geoff

 
At 11:10 pm, Blogger bryan-in-greece said...

I'd certainly send you a fiver, Roger - your blog is well worth it for the humour content!! :-)

 
At 8:04 pm, Anonymous LowRez said...

Excellent, very funny Roger.

 

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