technical jargen and mumbo jumbo

i popped by dixons electrical shop a while ago and picked up a catalog with some interestng things in. the computers look really nice, so when my numbers come in i would buy one as mine is slow and out of space (and pay for mum to a private hospital first of course).

in reality i am tormenting myself, i can barely afford the £4.99 headphones, I cant even afford a mobile topup card until payday. what chance does someone like me have of buying a £1000 laptop with centrios in? i need some new headphones too.

what interests me is the dixons jargon buster section in their catalog. i am learning what all these new terms mean like bluetooth and aol firewall. i dont understand how they improve my life, but if they could download porn quicker than i could wank then they would have my attention. i have decided to make some of my own up jargon terms and put them on the blog when i think of them.