Poem dedicated to Kate Upton

Cushion for the pushin'

Have you ever wished you could step back in your memories?

Ever longed to walk along a nice beech?

Have you ever wanted to eat endless cake with a lovely woman?

Or fallen deeply in forbidden love?

Ever waited out in the rain all night for her to come home?

Ever shit in a Dyson Airblade?

Looking at the stars longing for the next time you’d see her?

Some of us gratify this love and others can only dream

(c) Roger Smalls 2016

poem for a lonely saturday night

"saturday night.

once again i am impriosioned within these four walls.

other men of my age are now in winebars enjoying freedom, technobeat music, russian poppers and the touch of a ladies skin.

i remain at home watching sitcoms

browsing endless web sites looking for answers

slowly applying a soothing layer of bariatric skin cream between mothers folds 

for this will be the only lady i rub tonight

i just want to love

And to be loved

for my heart, mind, soul and genitals."

(C) Roger Smalls 2016

christmas wishes

if santa reads blogs please can i have some deoderant as i dont think i can last another week without. and also someone to love.

my first night watching tv for a while

god emporor mings daughter was sexy.why on earth did flash gordon choose dale?