chillout mp3s

i keep seeing adverts on TV and itunes for chillout mp3s and CDs but i do not understand the modern obsession with being chilled out. this music did not exist 10 years ago, why has 20th century man suddenly got so stressed and angery that he needs to listen to overpriced albums of whales farting to Dido? i recently heard the term 'Chillax' from a wanker in a wine bar which i belive to be a combination of the words chill and relax. i am sure it was his intent to increase the meaning of the word chill and to look cool but instead it made me a lot angrier and made him look like a tosser. there are enough words in the dictionary already without having to make up new ones.

click to chill

my prediction on the future of the music charts

i am dismayed that uk pop music top 40 charts are now based on the number of downloads a file gets legally.this has grave implicatons.

the top 40 show will be compiled and presented by the type of people who work in my IT department with sweat, social and eating disorders rather than traditional DJS like dave lee travis and mark goodyear.



if something crap ends up at number one hackers will be able to gain access to confidencial information to 'name and shame' the poeple who put the crazy frog in our faces for weeks at a time. blackmale and public lychings would happen.




pornography would start apearing in the charts due to the high numbers of the downloads. i cant remember the last time i downloaded an mp3, yet i downloaded well over 50 mucky mpegs around 2 hours ago when the boss left his desk for lunch. surely this will dent the charts in some way? insted of cliff richard being this years christmas number one we will all be celebrating 'parishiltonnightvisionhandjob03.mpeg' being played at partys inbetween slade and mudd.



something must be done immeditaly. as an apathetic person who cant be bothered to think of any more examples i'm not about to do anything myself so it is up to you.