Wednesday, May 11, 2005

please stop bullying me

i shouldnt post a blog entry when i'm depressed, but i'm really upset today as of the guys at work have been joking around with me that i'm still a virgin at my age. it really upsets me as i thought it would be a good thing to wait until i'm married or just the right girl came along. is that old fashioned? maybe i should just drink a lot this saturday night when we all go out, let my friends fix me up with someone, close my eyes and hope for the best. just get it out of the way. i know that by the age of 23 these days a man is meant to have over 20 sexual partners, but just one would be good enough for me, i'm not greedy. i've kissed 7 girls in my life, 2 at a new years eve party 1999, 3 at a new years eve party in 2003 and then 2 last year at a new years eve party in 2004. i didnt get their names though and they were just strangers in a crowd of people. it was plesant. why is it that bad men get all the girls? the word virgin is such a harsh word, are there any nicer ones? i'm in a blue funk tonight and need cheering up. if anyone has anything funny you've found on the web please post it up on my comments board.

7 Comments:

At 8:37 pm, Blogger John said...

Hey Roger, do you want to come to a Lock and Key Party in Soho on saturday night, there will be loads of totty there, I've been to a couple in the past and am thinking of going again this saturday. Send me an email if you want to come out. Or reply to this post. Plus there's a few "real" parties I know of in the pipeline so keep your pecker up, er so to speak.
Hope to hear from you on the gmails
This blog site has alot of multimedia on it from the states, if you are patient with the dial up you might find some laughssss
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/

Cheers Roger,
John Harnett

 
At 2:46 am, Anonymous WLB :>) said...

"Illegitimi non carborundum" --
or, "Don't let the bastards wear you down", Rog... We love you just the way you are. It will happen when it's supposed to. You're interesting and have a keen sense of the world... sooner or later she'll come into your life. Wait and see.

WLB :>)

 
At 10:20 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could always pay to sleep with a lady or bloke... Best £50 you could spend.

 
At 10:55 am, Blogger Roger Smalls said...

hi john, a few people from work are going out on saturday night to the local discotech and i've made arrangements for someone to look after mum. thanks for the offer though, we'll have to sort something out though as we are both in the same boat. I have heard of the lock/key scene before, is it part of the UK speeddating and SM circles? good luck with it, i've been to soho before and the flange is of a high caliber around there.

should have thought about posting such a negative post, i got over it about an hour later and am very happy today becuase of the lovely weather we are having.

the thought of paying for a lady to make love to me has crossed my mind but i think thats kinda demeening to ladies, and how would i know if they really liked me? and i dont have £50 spare. id like my first time to be special. if i can find a girl to open her legs for 2 minutes it would be over and done with and i think i would be more confident afterwards.

 
At 4:02 pm, Anonymous MsSybrr said...

You deserve your own personal whore Roger...the non paid for kind. You are so sweet..please wait until you knows it right..meanwhile enjoy you hand, some lube, and some porn *Kiss*

 
At 4:29 pm, Anonymous MsSybrr said...

Damn...I should read what I write before I post. English..sigh.Please wait until you know its right...meanwhile enjoy your hand..etc etc.

 
At 7:49 pm, Blogger John said...

Hey Roger, really glad you've cheered up, the local hop is a fine place to meet a young lady, best of luck :) If you don't suckceed try rohipnol. NO DON'T I was only kidding...

Lock and key's are done by the same site as speeddating

speedater.co.uk.

Later Roger, looking forward to your next post, maybe something about the fickle variability of mood, your work, hopes for love..... I should have stopped on my cycle to work this morning when I saw a girl that was perfect, that is something I may not wish to think about too much

Later Roger

 

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