abortion protestor

Went to town today minding my own business and a nice man with a beard, ponytail and clip boaard came up to me to see if I would vote for a pro life mp in the next general election. I don’t understand about all the ins and outs of the abortion argument and tried to find out more from him.

I wasn’t sure about how far his convictions go with such matters and asked if he eats eggs. When he said yes I asked him how he felt about the murder of unborn chickens, then he told me he was a vegaarian with the exception of fish. I don’t understand those type of vegatarians. In school we weren’t tought animal, mineral, vegitable - and fish. His reasoning was that fish arnt mentally concience in the same way that chickens, pigs and cows are.when i asked him in that case if it would be safe to eat retards and coma victims he stormed off in his sandles rufusing to give me a sticker.

I ate my donut and felt confused. Still don’t know who to vote for.


Have you got five minutes sir...?