i blame free porn

i haven't blogged for a while because every time i go near a computer i am drawn to those free sites that i found and my productiviy has gone right down.

tip for americans (the bad ones anyway):
next time you invade a country unlock their mucky satellite tv channels during invasion time and catch them with their pants down. for easier targetting ensure that their satellite dishes prominentally display the British flag and call it friendly fire.

my shift starts in half hour and im late, better go.