Monday, January 30, 2006

panic ahoy

i only have 15 days left until valentines day which is a panic. there are no girls at work who catch my eye. i do not know where to go to meet girls. i have tried most things i can think of, the workplace, gyms, pubs, nightclubs and i even speeddating. i want to try, but dont want to get my fingers burnt again. its the one time of year that i can have an excuse to properly approach girls, i dont want to let this year slip.

if only i could meet someone, i have so much to give. the thought that this time next month i could have a girlfriend excites me, i could be sitting downstairs with my arm round a prettygirl, massaging each others feet, caressing her hair, the feel of her skull under her skin, the smell of her clothes made of wool. yet i do not know who that person is, this frustrates me and makes me angry. my intoxicating desire for a mate keeps me awake at night.

am i alone? do many single men read this blog? if so what do you suggest???


At 11:07 pm, Blogger Adbak said...

I'm a single man and I would like to get a boyfriend eventually, but for now I'm content in knowing that when an opportunity presents itself that I'll take it. As of now there aren't many opportunities.

I also like to imagine that once I do get a boyfriend that I will be longing for the freedoms of being single, but we'll see what happens.

At 12:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Roger,

Did you get your feet fixed, otherwise it might turn out to be a rather akward situation;-).

Hope you'll get your hands on some nice young lady's smooth little feet for Valentines. Good luck.

At 8:18 pm, Anonymous pip said...

As a happy single i can only advise you to ease a little. If you try too hard,a girl will sense it in a few seconds. Besides, y're only 24 years old, what's the problem?

At 8:20 pm, Anonymous Patrick Bateman said...

You are living in one of the chav capitals of the UK Roger, what's the problem?

Get your arse down to one of the Bellfields pubs and start buying the girls in ankle chains some Breezers or Archers.

After a few of those they will jump anything with a pulse.

At 11:22 pm, Blogger Conrad Slater said...

Why not grow a moustache. That might help.

At 8:29 pm, Blogger Daz said...

Have you perhaps considered that it's not the single guys you should be asking for advice?


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