Saturday, May 21, 2005


Its the one night of the year when gay nightclubs throughout the uk will be deserted and bbc saturday night audience figures will suddently triple. thats right, its the eurovision song contest. everyone is staying in tonight to watch tv (not that they dont usually) to watch a beyone lookalike mime infront of the whole of europe and represent britian. chart music fans will be happy with our entry this year, they sure can dance, not sure how goo dancing makes a song better though. my money is on Moldova, who play a load of weird techno music with bearded men shouting and they have an old lady sitting at the back of the stage in a rocking chair banging a drum. i dont understand what this means and i have been trying to decipher what why they did it but i thought it was very entertaining. i'm also looking forward to malta who has a really nice woman who looks like the winner of eating competitions. what an interesting night in. why am i stuck in watching this? becuase nobody wants to go out, theyd rather watch some cheesy europeans wearing the most over the top glamourus clothes. they need to do a european rock ballard competition, as all of europe used to be so good at producing that type of music, why doesnt anyone record rock ballards any more?

The old lady who bangs a drum for Moldova

Maltas entry


At 12:32 am, Blogger Adbak said...

Did Malta enter Star Jones?

At 1:49 pm, Blogger Roger Smalls said...

I dont think anyone would enter Star Jones. Not even Mr Jones.

At 4:15 pm, Blogger Fin said...



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