Thursday, June 23, 2005

Man falls out of his own arse

now i'm sure that everyone has troubles at the gym trying not to piss and crap during a rigourous workout - i've lost count of the number of times i have needed to rush to the changing rooms after going on the rowing machine too soon after eating. i dont recommend wearing either white or grey tight shorts as these show everything, best stick to baggy black but too baggy that it falls out one side.

but this is an amazing photo of the man who strained so hard during a weightlifting contest that he fell out of his own arse. literarally. i sometimes have nightmares that i cant stop pissing and i just strink like a deflated ballon or a old womans saggy tit until i see myself in the toilet as urine. you ought to look at this at home as its not very nice.


I like the description on the page of what actually happened, it sounds very funny and makes me glad i wasnt there but safe at home. some of the quotes on the news article sound very simalar to Star Jones husbands account of their wedding night:

"He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position."

"The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident."

"required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage"


At 7:49 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking hell Roger, I'm going to unsubscribe from your feed, it's dinner time..... I remember the first time I read, many years ago

At 8:09 pm, Blogger Roger Smalls said...

Sorry if i have upset you with that news article, i didnt realise that the web site was really bad. i didnt mean to offend anyone, i've deleted the link off the post so hopefully that will stop other people being upset. if anyone wants to read this shocking news article then email me and i will send you the link.

At 9:21 pm, Anonymous Fat Madge said...

I need to shit.


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