Thursday, June 16, 2005

Can anyone think of a good name for me?

I think what i need is a DJ name for me on my podcasts. i've noticed on the bbc radio 1xtra website that all the successfull presenters have 'street-credit' names (go to for everyone) like 'Richie Vibe Vee', 'DJ Fitz' or 'Ace&Invisible'. I'm sure they werent christened with those names, unless Mr and Mrs Vee had too much to drink before a christening a few years ago. A lot of the names are the kind of names i see as graffiti in public toilets so i may well go for a crap down at the local bus station and look for some inspiration on the bog door in the process. although if memory serves correct the names i saw mentioned were 'Sarah The Slut from Stoughton', 'Skinhead Power', or 'Sukme 4 Free'.

Madge Weinstein today was saying about a Dave Colderbank from Canada wanted her to give him a new name, i think i need to do the same. so madge if you still read this then i'd appreshiate a new name! rather than use my real name in the future i could be known as just roger from the daily smalls code. that way nasty people from her show wouldnt come onto this site and post abusive comments. i'm worried that i don't sound 'down with it sista innit' enough, young people from the UK certainly are very cool and trendy and i would like to identify with them more by text messaging and wearing baddy clothes. this would help me find a girlfriend / sex. Sarah from Stoughtons phone number was disconnected months ago.

Lying twats. I can definalty see the one on the right.

She'd live up to her name if she had any.

R.Smalls and Nesha - 3-5pm Mondays to Fridays. What do you think?


At 9:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 9:43 pm, Blogger PizzaBabe said...


At 10:10 pm, Anonymous poprostu said...


At 12:53 am, Blogger Jonathan Gleed said...


great blog,

At 1:30 am, Blogger Al said...

DJ Algebrator, or just The J

DJ Brown I?

At 6:48 am, Anonymous WLB :>) said...

Hey Rog,
How about "Biggie Smalls"?...

Oh wait a minute; that's taken.

Ummm... AHA!


Has a ring, dunnit....

WLB :>)

At 10:57 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MC Code Smalls

At 8:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about 'Cuntface'? You little twat brained shite fuck.

At 7:19 pm, Anonymous WLB :>) said...

>> what about 'Cuntface'? You little twat brained shite fuck.<<

My my... aren't WE clever with the language and all that.

WLB :>(

At 8:16 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "50 pence"

or perhaps "small change" ?

At 10:32 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck off wlb your a cunt too. but roger is a bigger cunt.


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