Wednesday, May 24, 2006

God Save The Queen

show your support for england this year by buying a flag for your car window which is mass produced in china by an american company so you can cover your blind spot whilst drunkenly operating a car using a mobile phone and terrorise english pedestrains just to speed to a pub selling australian beer to watch overrated overpaid foreigners kick a football round on englands behalf.


At 12:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read that the Dept of Transport are giving intelligence tests to motorists, and if they are below average then they must attach a white flag with red cross to their car. Bigger dim-wits have to fly 2 flags, and so on. Take away their licences is what I say, they are a menace.

At 1:13 pm, Blogger dkgemini said...

Roger, you just made my day. That was hillarious... And so true!

At 10:45 pm, Anonymous cynthia said...

... and mothers, if you are driving a chelsea tractor, don't forget to enjoy the off-road features by mounting the kerb when you reverse into a parking spot.

if you see a pretty taff hitching a lift home to the Gorbals, try not to run him over due to the extra long braking distance, as you do your makeup in the mirror.

At 7:31 pm, Blogger Elaine said...

...and your point would be? ;)

At 10:45 pm, Blogger Roger Smalls said...



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