Thursday, June 22, 2006

bad experience at the gym

i was swimming and followed a lovely plump girl into the sauna this evening. i tried several attempts to strike up a conversation with her, but she only gave yes/no answers and made little effort to respond. i was upset as i thought fat people were supposed to be jolly, if not more desperate than most. i thought she could have been in one of those ladymoods or just not in the right frames of mind to speak.....


but.... she got straight out and sat in the jakussi with a complete stranger (male) and started chatting and laughing with him. this annoyed me because she could not be friendly to me, yet when billy big brussells is on the scene she talks to him. i followed in few minutes after, there was deadly silence and some laughter so i left. later i saw him in the changing room phoning his wife/girlfrined. it is just not fair.

i am not sure who i am most angry with - her in her ill fitting swimming suit and cumbersome walk for being arrogant. him, with his fancy gold jewerly,matching testicals and unscarred body for being good looking. or me for not being confident enough. i am sick to death of looking like this. the sooner i pay off the debt i will be getting surgery. strange how people who listen to me want to meet me, yet people who meet me would rather be talking to handsom popular men. i left the gym angry, yet content, safe in the knowledge that for several minutes they wallowed in a hot tub which i had just urinated in.

5 Comments:

At 10:23 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that guy had a bar of choco in his hands for her , maybe if you carry a mars bar in your pocket you might strike it lucky , if not at least you have something to eat :)

 
At 5:49 pm, Anonymous Paul Gadd said...

I would suggest you would be more lucky if the fatty was over 15 in the first place.

 
At 6:21 pm, Anonymous anji bee said...

there's a popular radio talk show host in america named tom leykis who always discusses the fine art of picking up women. he said that so many men think it will be easier to score with fat chicks that the fat chicks get picked up on more, and so believe that they are "hot". tom suggests picking up on older women who don't see much action anymore.

but my advice is not to act stalkery...

 
At 6:23 pm, Anonymous ab said...

btw... is "big brussell" referring to his testicles?!

 
At 11:19 pm, Blogger Grant - Three From Leith said...

I often find that the fat ladies seem to think that they're very thin, beautiful and stunningly attractive rather than the overweight, orange-peel-thighed munters that they really are. Why else would they walk around in summer with exposed midriffs that are hanging down to their knees and rolls of flab drooping so far down the back of their legs that it's obscuring the backs of their knees ?

Perhaps she saw herself as a stunning supermodel who wouldn't deign to talk to ordinary-looking men like you or I ?

Stick to trying to chat up the thin women; they all have Body Dysmorphic Disfunction and think they're so hideously fat and ugly and that no-one will possibly fancy them. The minute you strike up a conversation with them, you're quids in !!

 

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