those who think scottish music has died

sheena easton has still got it

chillout mp3s

i keep seeing adverts on TV and itunes for chillout mp3s and CDs but i do not understand the modern obsession with being chilled out. this music did not exist 10 years ago, why has 20th century man suddenly got so stressed and angery that he needs to listen to overpriced albums of whales farting to Dido? i recently heard the term 'Chillax' from a wanker in a wine bar which i belive to be a combination of the words chill and relax. i am sure it was his intent to increase the meaning of the word chill and to look cool but instead it made me a lot angrier and made him look like a tosser. there are enough words in the dictionary already without having to make up new ones.

click to chill

terrible CD

someone has put some depressing music on at work today called "middle of the road music" which co-incidentally is where it makes me feel like standing. one of the benifits of having hearing aids is that you can switch them off.