BBC1 - Sports Personality of the Year 2005 Awards
This is a contratrydiction in terms - since when has anyone involved in sports had a personality?BBC2 - Top Gear
Not a drugs reference. A tv show with an audience of 8 million reviewing which cars to buy. the funny thing is only around 8 people of that 8 million can afford the cars they actually review.ITV - Royal variety Performance
TV's very own The Queen falls asleep infront of a stage full of ITV washed out celebs. Its like watching the musical stageshow version of ITVs schedule in the space of 2 hours. Can't the queen choose a decent tv channel to watch the stageshow version of, ie Playboy, The Adult Channel or Televiion X? I am wondering why the word 'variety' is used as its the same bloody show every year, poor The Queen, no wonder shes always looks so miserable.Channel 4 - Not Forgotton
They are having a joke. How can they call a primetime show so boring 'Not forgotton'?Channel 5 - Coleens secrets
The secret isn't a secret. Its a well known fact that no sane person in their right mind cares about some footballers wife chav with money. Seriosly, this is a documentary on prime time. Not so much of a film tonight. i give up.
Its a good job I dont pay my licence, this is a load of crap. I'm up in the attic now as this is an abismal joke. The freeview starts at 12, I'll be down for that. In the mean time i'm waiting for a few more podcasts to get released as nobody does them at the weekends.